Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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