I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I think people are normalizing furries
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
