R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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