I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
so let's talk penis.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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