u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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