the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Randomize
