i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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