so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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