New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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