i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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