Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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