Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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