people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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