i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
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