shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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