Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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