So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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