That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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