Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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