We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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