this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
don't judge my taste in strippers
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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