make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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