what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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