Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Did I show you my penis last night?
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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