Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
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