is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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