They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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