I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
He felt like a one man threesome
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I didn't notice because vodka
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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