State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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