He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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