Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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