Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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