I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
