Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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