How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Boobs speak an international language.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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