bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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