The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
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