i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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