it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Plan B is the new Plan A
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
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