i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
fuck your aforementioned shoe
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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