thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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