I just made out with a guy for $7.
I have demons in me.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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