BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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