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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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