after a month anything with tits is on the radar
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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