u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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