It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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