Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
True college students do jello shots in the library
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Randomize