Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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