Tell her she can't have a vagina
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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