I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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