Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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