I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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