with your own penis?
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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