no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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