So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Green mimosas i think yes
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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